I’ve been making African beasties like glass Giraffes and Rhinoceros
over the last two days. Rhino yesterday and giraffe today so here’s a picture
of a glass giraffe.
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| Glass giraffe |
I saw this... don't chicken out of reading this :)
It seems that God received a delegation of animals complaining of their
lot in life. There was an elephant, a giraffe, and a hen. The elephant
complained, "Lord, I HATE THIS TRUNK YOU have given me. It gets in the
way, and makes me look like a total fool!"
The Lord said, "Don't complain. It lets you pick up food, drink, and water without getting wet!"
Next the giraffe complained, "Lord, I HATE THIS LONG NECK! It makes me top heavy, I get terrible neck pains, and people point and laugh at me!"
The Lord said, "Don't complain. It lets you pick the best fruit and leaves from the high branches, and allows you to see a fair distance."
Then, the hen spoke up. "Lord, I don't want to complain, but either let me have a bigger ass or smaller eggs."
The Lord said, "Don't complain. It lets you pick up food, drink, and water without getting wet!"
Next the giraffe complained, "Lord, I HATE THIS LONG NECK! It makes me top heavy, I get terrible neck pains, and people point and laugh at me!"
The Lord said, "Don't complain. It lets you pick the best fruit and leaves from the high branches, and allows you to see a fair distance."
Then, the hen spoke up. "Lord, I don't want to complain, but either let me have a bigger ass or smaller eggs."
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