Showing posts with label glass Dog. Show all posts
Showing posts with label glass Dog. Show all posts

Monday, 16 December 2013

Frosted glass white dog

Here is a picture of a frosted white  glass dog, which will be finding a home on Wednesday. Hope they like it...
Frosted glass white dog
A really bad dog joke i saw on the internet http://www.dogbreedinfo.com ...
A guy is driving around Oklahoma and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador Retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.
"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.
"I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars," the guy says.
"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a damn liar. He never did any of that stuff."

Wednesday, 21 November 2012

Glass black pug dog


Here's a picture of a glass black pug dog I've been working on....
 Glass Black Pug Dog Sculpture

Saturday, 20 October 2012

Glass black Labrador


Kevin asked me to make a glass Labrador . So here is a picture of what I came up with:

Glass black Labrador



I thought this was pretty funny:
Enjoy!
A guy was driving around and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: ‘Talking Labrador For Sale ‘
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him that the Labrador is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.
‘You talk?’ he asks.
‘Yep,’ the Labrador replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says ‘So, what’s your story?’
The Labrador looks up and says, ‘Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a Labrador would be eavesdropping.’
‘I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married with a beautiful Labrador Retriever, had a mess of cutest  Labrador Puppies, and now I’m just retired.’
The guy was amazed. He went back in and asks the owner what he wants for the Labrador.
‘Ten dollars,’ the guy says.
‘Ten dollars? This Labrador Retriever is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?’
‘Because he’s a liar. He never did any of that.’

I must be barking all the time.

As it's coming up to Halloween back to Bats (a clear one) next time.

Monday, 10 September 2012

Crystal clear Glass Short Haired Schnauzer

Here is my attempt at a Glass Short Haired Schnauzer. I understand the UK one has ears forward, USA stand upright?)

I've got more gogs to have a go at and a new dragon design. That woill keep me busy for an hour or two :-)