Saturday, 20 October 2012

Glass black Labrador

Kevin asked me to make a glass Labrador . So here is a picture of what I came up with:

Glass black Labrador

I thought this was pretty funny:
A guy was driving around and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: ‘Talking Labrador For Sale ‘
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him that the Labrador is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.
‘You talk?’ he asks.
‘Yep,’ the Labrador replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says ‘So, what’s your story?’
The Labrador looks up and says, ‘Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a Labrador would be eavesdropping.’
‘I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married with a beautiful Labrador Retriever, had a mess of cutest  Labrador Puppies, and now I’m just retired.’
The guy was amazed. He went back in and asks the owner what he wants for the Labrador.
‘Ten dollars,’ the guy says.
‘Ten dollars? This Labrador Retriever is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?’
‘Because he’s a liar. He never did any of that.’

I must be barking all the time.

As it's coming up to Halloween back to Bats (a clear one) next time.

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